😂 365 Days of Laughs

Why did the pelican learn to surf?
Because it wanted to ride the wave of life.

What is the quietest sound in school
A teacher whispering pop quiz

What do you call a lobster that opened a restaurant?
Chef claw-y's kitchen.

What do you call a doctor who writes poetry?
A verse-atile healer.

What did the sequel say to the prequel?
I came first in your heart.

What made the student bring a pillow to detention
He planned to rest his case

The salad went to a spa.
It needed to toss its worries aside.

What is the moon's favorite candy?
Mars bars.

What do you call a dog that loves snow?
A chill pup.

I asked the comet for its autograph.
It signed with a flaming tail.

Why did the paintbrush get an A?
It made a stroke of genius.

Why did the gym class classroom feel so bright?
It was full of bright ideas, of course.

What did the parrot say to the mirror?
Pretty bird, same time tomorrow?

What made the cat sit on the warm laptop?
Because comfort is a cat's full-time job.

Why did the coffee file a police report?
It was mugged this morning.

Why did the backyard have a barbecue?
Because being grill-master was its whole personality.

What happened when the holiday tried to plan a picnic?
Everyone agreed: peak gift-wrap performance.

I seasoned my dinner with confidence.
Turns out confidence tastes like too much pepper.

Why was the benched forward so optimistic?
Everybody expected him to bounce back.

Why did the snowman start a fan club?
Because the forecast was looking up.

What do you call a banana that became a lifeguard?
Watch out: peel on duty.

I told my doctor I swim for exercise. He was pleased. I swim to the fridge. In a manner of speaking.
It's a dry swim.

The panda started a nap studio.
Classes sell out daily. Nobody remembers attending.

How did the guitar manage to go on tour?
It called it the strum-thing method.

Why did the bandage feel left out?
Because the cast got all the attention.

My dog brought his leash to my neighbor.
He's outsourcing his walks.

What do you call a pineapple that joined the circus?
The amazing spiky act.

Why did the egg bring a ladder to the kitchen?
It wanted to reach new heights in the pecking order.

The protractor took up yoga.
It is very good at downward facing everything.

The game save is a time capsule.
It preserves who you were three levels ago.